Doing the Wash

I tell Austin this morning that his attempts to consume a barn kitten everyday is not getting the whole health group off to a very good start.  With a look of innocence Austin explains that he is merely attempting to clean the barn kittens.  Come on now, I tell him.  Even I know that in the animal world 'cleaning' involves licking the fur.  You do not put the entire animal in your mouth.  Poo, pooing me, Austin explains that that is merely the spin cycle.

I'm good!  No more washing please.