That's Mr. Willie Nelson To You

Willie Nelson spent the winter curled up in a ball on a pink satin bed showing little interest in the outdoors. The other day I expressed my concern that he might be losing his outdoor skills. 

"You need to go outside" I tell Willie. "You do not want to become a spoiled old housecat because that would be very un-Wille Nelsonlike. Do you remember your outdoor skills?" I ask with some concern. 

With that Willie Nelson marches outside and kills a Prairie Dog. 

"Any other questions?" he asks our shocked family as he marches back into the house and resumes residence on the pink satin bed.